SANTA CLAUS MIGHT SKIP CUDAHY, BUT BORIS DOESN’T!

(WE’RE NOT SKIPPING CHICAGO EITHER BECAUSE WE WANT PIZZA!)

Prepare thyself, greater Milwaukee area! En garde, Chicagoland! Boris hereby give fair warning that we will be escaping from the glaciated cheese factories of Northeastern Wisconsin and heading for the balmy, industrialized south this October, for a pair of shows in the celebrated Milwaukee suburb of Cudahy, and the birthplace of Western thought, Chicago!

On Friday, October 8th, Boris shall occupy the Very Famous X-RAY ARCADE (5026 S Packard, Cudahy WI) along with valued co-conspirators HOLY SHIT!, INDONESIAN JUNK, and THE MALONES! This is an all ages show, in case this planet still contains young people at that time! Doors open at 6:30 PM and the show will be over by 11 PM for the benefit of the aged and infirm! MORE INFO

Furthermore, on Saturday, October 9th, Boris shall intrude upon the BEAT KITCHEN at 2100 W Belmont in Chicago, with THE MITOCHONDRIACS (Jughead’s new band) and THE PARASITES (Dave Parasite’s new band) (shut up, that was funny). Oh yes, TBA will be playing as well, because we know you are a value conscious consumer! This is a 17+ show, with doors at 7 PM and ending at 11:45 PM for benefit of those who might turn into pumpkins at the stroke of midnight. MORE INFO

We haven’t played these places in a million years, and who knows when or if we’ll play them again – so come on out, air some old grievances, invent some new ones, jump around and yell or merely project an aura of aloof detachment! We don’t care, we just wanna get out of the house! Seeya there!

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